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Exploitation Retainer Services

Once again copy and paste, then add your name to a header at the top and address etc to a footer. The formatting is likely to be a little funky (tables are still weird after all this time), so just mess around with it until it looks like it should. Search and replace Your Name Here for your actual name. Add/change as many packages as you want.

Merlin



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EXPLOITATION RETAINER SERVICES APPLICATION


1. Company Information

Company Name



Type of Business

Since

Trade Name

Description of Exploitation The Company Engages In



Limited Company ____

Partnership ____

Proprietorship ____

Not For Profit ____

Multinational ____

Jurisdiction Of Company Registration

State/Prov Country





GST/Tax ID Number

Web Address

City



Prov/State


Primary Contact Name

Country



Postal Code

Phone Number



Fax Number

Primary Contact Email


2. Ownership Information

Provide complete information for all those with more than 20% ownership. Use additional sheets if necessary.

Name

Date of Birth

Citzenship

SSN / SIN



Current Street Address



City

Prov/State

Zip/Postal Code



3. Business Information

Estimated Gross Monthly Income?

$

What is the average amount of each sale?

$

What is the largest anticipated amount for each sale?

$

How many days between the transaction date and the shipping date?


Company Financial Statements

Enclosed ____ Mailed ____

Please check your delivery methods (required):

____ The majority of our goods are physical goods or services which will be delivered to the purchaser.

____The majority of our goods are physical goods or services which are available in retail outlets.

____The majority of our goods are electronic or intellectual goods delivered by internet, TV or other media.

* I reserve the right to verify the above methods on a periodic basis.





Exploitation Retainer Configuration

All transactions by Electronic Funds Tranfer deposited directly into my account for your convenience. Check all that apply.

Package

Setup

Monthly

Transaction Fee

____ Basic Services, Generic

$99

$69.99

$0.74

____ Extended Services Package

$99

$69.99

$0.39

____ Exposure To Various Media

$99

$69.99

$0.29

____ Exposure To Media, Child, Each

$99

$999.99

$9.99

____ Any Form of Privatized Health Care

$99

$1,499.99

$69.99

____ Telephone Harassment

$99

$69.99

$99.00

____ GM Foods, Patented Life Forms

$99

$499.99

$19.99

____ Human Genome and Related

$99

$499.99

$44.99

____ Environmental Degradation (includes Global Warming & Nuclear Energy)

$99

$1,499.99

$144.99

____ War, Of Any Kind, On Any Scale

$999

$9,999.99

$999.99



I/we authorize Your Name Here to debit my/our credit card or my/our bank account for all charges as selected above. All ongoing and service charges will be debited from my/our bank as listed below. I agree to paying the Setup Fee at the time this application is ‘Approved’. I authorize Your Name Here to charge my/our credit card for any outstanding fees in the event that funds cannot be debited from my/our bank account.


PLEASE COMPLETE ALL FIELDS Pay Setup Fee from ___ bank account ___ credit card

Payment Method

Visa ____

Mastercard ____

Card Number

Cardholder Name


Bank Account ____

(Attach Void Cheque)

Bank Name

Bank Address

Transit Number



Bank Account Number

Bank Account Name




Signature




8. Agreement

The undersigned declares that the statements herein are for the express purpose of obtaining permission to retain Your Name Here for the purposes of exploitation that will not cause him to come into harm's way or endanger his life, health, mental well being, etc, and are to the best of my/our knowledge and belief, true and correct. The applicant understands that additional information may be required before consideration can be given to this application. The applicant consents to having Your Name Here make any inquiries of such persons, firms, government bodies, NGO’s or corporations as he deems necessary in order to reach a decision on this application.




The undersigned also confirms by signing that they have read and understand all Terms and Conditions contained or implied by this contract, and agrees by signing to abide by these Terms and Conditions.




______________________________ _____________________________ ____________

Applicant’s Signature Authorized Name Date




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